1. Introduction
Welcome to our satirical website, which is intended for entertainment purposes only. Our website does not contain any teen nude leaks, explicit imagery of minors, or CSAM (Child Sexual Abuse Material). By accessing or using our website, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following terms of service.
2. Satirical Nature
The content on this website is purely satirical. We do not host or distribute any illegal content, including but not limited to teen nude leaks or explicit imagery of minors. Any references to such content are fictional and meant to satirize or parody.
3. Hentai Content
All hentai content available on our website is sourced via the Gelbooru API. We do not claim ownership of this content, and it is provided for entertainment purposes only. Users are responsible for ensuring that their access to this content complies with their local laws.
4. Bitcoin Payments
Any Bitcoin payments made on our website, such as payments for extra features or links to nudes, are not real transactions. These payments are accepted as donations to support the satirical nature of our website. By making a payment, you acknowledge that you are donating to the website and not purchasing any real services or content.
5. Software Downloads
Any Windows software available for download on our website is provided by our sponsors. We do not develop or own this software, and we cannot guarantee its safety or functionality. Users download and install such software at their own risk, and we are not responsible for any damages or issues that may arise.
6. Disclaimer of Warranties
This website is provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, either express or implied. We do not guarantee that the website will be uninterrupted, secure, or error-free. We disclaim all warranties, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.
7. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of or in connection with your use of the website, including but not limited to damages for loss of profits, goodwill, use, data, or other intangible losses.
8. Governing Law
These terms of service shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the jurisdiction in which we operate, without regard to its conflict of law principles.
9. Changes to Terms of Service
We reserve the right to modify or replace these terms of service at any time. Your continued use of the website after any such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new terms of service.
10. Contact Us
If you have any questions or concerns about these terms of service, please contact us at here.
11. Acknowledgment
By using our website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these terms of service. You also acknowledge the satirical nature of the website and agree not to hold us liable for any fictional or parodic content.